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Bizarre Why did the tightrope walker visit his bank? Why did the prune go out with a raisin? Because it couldn't find a date. What was the famous Russian snooker player called? Innov the Red. Why did the gardener plant bulbs? So the worms could see where they were going. What lies at the bottom of the sea and trembles? A nervous wreck. What happened to the idiot who stole a callender ? He got 12 months. |