Rude


Where did Sir Alex Ferguson study?
Knight school.


What does a Devonport girl use for protection during sex?

A bus shelter.


What's rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside. Starts with a 'C' ends in a 'T' and has 'U' and 'N' in it ?

A coconut.


What goes in hard and red and comes out soft and pink ?

Bubble gum.


What's long and thin and full of seamen?

A submarine.


THEMES