Pointless

How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the garden a few times.

A bloke walks into a bar one day and says ouch !!!

It was an iron bar.

Why aren't there any pubs on the moon?

No atmosphere.

Doctor, doctor! Please can you help me out?
Of course - which way did you come in?

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a goat?

How long have you been like this !!!

Since I was a kid.

Doctor, doctor! I've only got 59 seconds to live?

Sir, I'll be with you in a minute.

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